February 2012
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December 2011
2 posts
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
– Henry David Thoreau
November 2011
10 posts
Pleasure disappoints, possibility never.
– Soren Kierkegaard
Awake. I am thankful for you; for literacy & words & old friends. I am...
– Via Twitter, Neil Gaiman always puts it best. (via aprilmayparker)
Emergency situation
John: haha
ur totally the type
to c me
in a ditch
with a tiger
and u c a rope
and u would probably take a nap
on the rope
Me: LOL
can you give me a little credit please
John: fine
u would probably eat the rope
“Look what I did!” -Dad, excitedly walking into the kitchen while pointing at the neckline of his T-shirt where he had cut it into a V-neck for maximum comfort. Sorority girl style. “My head was too big to fit.”
After I laughed at him in disbelief for a solid two minutes: “Well, I’m only going to wear it indoors…”
1 tag
Rescue
This world has nothing for me, I will follow You.
Misguided youth
Jaehee: omg
and these three girls
who are super pretty
but in 3rd grade
i asked them
what their dreams were for when they were adults
and all 3 said no dreams
just to marry old rich guys
..
when iwas in 3rd grade
my dream was to become a world ruling dictator
we need to have another feminist movement asap
October 2011
10 posts
We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life...
– E.M. Forster
5 tags
In the words of my former roommate, kindred spirit, and gin to my juice (but preferably tonic); said with a breathy sigh and dramatic upward sweep of the arms:
“OH, LIFE.”
There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy, and the tired.
– The Great Gatsby
Brainstorming fail
Farah: How about, "Small Gifts for Small People?"
Us: Oh yeah! That's cute!
Farah: Does it sound like it's for midgets though?
Us: Oh.. um.. yeah.
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You'll bring dishonor to us all
(Pouring hot tea into our tiny cups at Saigon Grill)
Annie: You're spilling tea all over the place!
Jane: Whatever, I'm not Mulan.
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September 2011
3 posts
Sylvia Plath - interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as...
– Alvy Singer, Annie Hall
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Can I make a sad confession to you guys though, in the midst of all this...
– Julia Turner, Slate’s Culture Gabfest on celebrity pregnancies, Beyonce’s in particular.
THIS. Everything. Not only encapsulates my irrational enthusiasm regarding these two mega stars’ procreating with their superhuman genes and bringing forth what is sure to be the most...
August 2011
2 posts
That awkward moment when your bro actually tells a...
No, but really.
We are a blend of dust and divinity.
– Huston Smith, The World’s Religions
July 2011
11 posts
A simple request
Liz: I thought we were bffs
And in my hour of need
When I need a + 1 to a gay black mens club
You're nowhere in sight
2 tags
I enjoy French music and embarrassing those around me.
He-Who-Cannot-Be-Remembered
(Trying to recap Harry Potter in the ten minutes we had before the movie showing)
Me: OK, so in the last one, Voldemort tries to split his soul..
Grace: Wait, he's the bald guy right?
Me: .....Yes. The bald guy who only happens to be the most evil sorcerer the wizarding world has ever seen!
Grace: Got it.
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The atmosphere in Hollywood in general is very anti-conservative, very...
– Zachary Levi, Relevant Magazine
God-fearing AND geeky AND musically inclined AND a total non-douchey bro? Be still, my trembling heart.
holymotherofhnng:
Harry Potter cast members give their favorite line for their character
I love Luna’s, Draco’s, Narcissa’s, George’s.. and Molly’s is obviously a winner. The amount of hours I’ve spent reminiscing through HP fandom in the past week has probably surpassed the length of the films combined. #postpotterdepression
I find it really weird that our friends like reading so much. I don’t...
– Katherine
T-shirt idea: We Raid Shelves.
June 2011
13 posts
2 tags
Sometimes I wish I were black
…so I could make a social media account and write in the bio: “Single black female, addicted to retail.”
Even as I wander, I'm keeping you in sight
A man carries cash. A man looks out for those around him — woman, friend,...
– Esquire’s “How to Be a Man”